things that really chap my ass. ha!
ready, set, go!
- hang nails-- why do the smallest cuts hurt the worst?
- left handed-ness--i can not, for the life of me cut in a straight line.
- MOST vegetables--asparagus, okra, squash, green beans (yes, green beans).
- female drivers (myself included) -- emotions + make-up applying + texting + gossiping + eating = DANGEROUS.
- the end pieces of bread-- also known as the "butt".. they just don't taste the same.
- flip flops w. wedge heels exceeding 2 inches-- DISGUSTING. and also dirty, white flip flops, NOT cute.
- disregard for time-- tardiness for ANYTHING irks me w. a passion. i'm not perfect, but i try. i TRY hard.
- excessive video gaming-- 4+ hours daily? please, someone explain to me the point!
- when guys disrespect the fact that i'm happily unavailable-- do they REALLY believe in their hearts that i'm gonna walk away from what i have for petty "conversation"? smh
- wet socks-- they make my whole body cringe. YUCK!
- when smaller vehicles pull up too far up in spaces--GETS ME EVERY TIME.. thinking i have an up close space. haha
- being referred to as "light bright", "red bone" or "ayo ma" -- my name is emma. you would know if you spoke like a normal person JERK!
- omg, how could i forget braces? -- i seriously HATE my braces more than every single thing on this list. REAL SHIT ):
You're my favorite.
ReplyDeleteI'm so happy some one else did one of these post's. bahahha. They're the best.
Hang nails can go die. Vegetables are good...what chu tockin bout willis?, Female drivers do suck...like me...I suck, those flip flops KILL ME. Ughhhhh. sick. Video game nerds are just plain lame. Guys try so hard...ugh. I've never heard light bright before. That's a new one. When guys who don't know me call me anything other than my birth certified name, that really sets me off. Like set's me off like lil boosie set off. Like I could go buck wild.
& yes, braces are lame..but the end result is divine:)
great post i'll try to be a good female driver... for one i dont wear makeup and i dont do drama or gossip =o plus i was already planning on not eating in there...we only do that when my dad's driving XDD oh and cellphones and cars piss me off =o you'll never catch me doing that.... im extra careful on that lmao other stuff in this post = awesome as well! you're very funny XD and truthful =o
ReplyDeleteHaha good post but what caught me is...u guess it da lightskin thing cause I understand u. Who hasn't been referred to as "light bright", "red bone" but 4 me I've been called "banana"...wow.
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